Disorganic.

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Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.

And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!


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glasmond:

This is made by PES. (Which you guys should now, they are amazing!)

Via glasmond, Who I maintain, Has the best shit.

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wryer:

How magical it feels to hold a pencil, look down at a blank, clean sheet of paper, and think: “I can do anything”. I am not limited, there are infinite possibilities and no one can tell me “no”, this is my private space to create, and I can do what I please.

—How awful it feels to stare at a blank piece of paper, pen in hand, keyboard glowing in the darkness waiting, begging, yearning for inspiration, for story, for that sleeting mote of brilliance to strike you between the eyes, earthing through your brain, coursing down your arms and into your fingers like the crackling, burning, excoriating fires of fucking creation.

What you receive is a bloody, slipping, tearing sensation, bending over the keyboard, wracking, vomiting up the sticky, mewling Ichor-soaked chunks of stillborn prose and watching them expire on screen, powerless to save them, your tiny wet thoughts shrivelled and dying under the pitilessness heat of your desires.

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rhamphotheca: Tuna contaminated with Fukushima radiation found in California Scientists amazed that bluefins swimming in Pacific five months after Japanese disaster contained tiny amounts of caesium by Justin McCurry Bluefin tuna contaminated with radiation believed to be from FukushimaDaiichi turned up off the coast of California just five months after the Japanese nuclear plant suffered meltdown last March, US scientists said. Tiny amounts of caesium-137 and caesium-134 were detected in 15 bluefin caught near San Diego in August last year, according to a study published on Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences journal. The levels were 10 times higher than those found in tuna in the same area in previous years, but still well below those that the Japanese and US governments consider a risk to health. Japan recently introduced a new safety limit of 100 becquerels per kilogram in food. The timing of the discovery suggests that the fish, a prized but dangerously overfished delicacy in Japan, had carried the radioactive materials across the Pacific ocean faster than those conveyed by wind or water. The researchers, led by Daniel Madigan at Stanford University, said they had found evidence that the fish had been contaminated at “modestly elevated” levels with caesium. The chemical was released into the ocean in the wake of the accident at Fukushima Daiichi on 11 March 2011… (read more: Guardian UK)        (image: AP Photo/Chris Park, File) really? 100 beqs per KILO?OH NOES SO HIGH CONTAMINATION ERRYWHERE I fucking hate armchair radiation science. It is one of my biggest peeves because the disingenuous shit can be cured with a goddamned SLIDE RULE and a middle-school level of math. Fuck.Here; from Wiki ;”For example, natural potassium (40K) in a typical human body produces 4,000 disintegrations per second, 4 kBq of activity”  The problem with radioactivity is that it is both all -pervasive, the scale is so massive, the consequences for toxic exposure are so extreme, that nobody seems capable of applying though. Think of radiation like a car. Sitting in it doesnt hurt you. they’re all around you. Getting hit by one is a big fucking problem, though.

rhamphotheca:

Tuna contaminated with Fukushima radiation found in California

Scientists amazed that bluefins swimming in Pacific five months after Japanese disaster contained tiny amounts of caesium

by Justin McCurry

Bluefin tuna contaminated with radiation believed to be from FukushimaDaiichi turned up off the coast of California just five months after the Japanese nuclear plant suffered meltdown last March, US scientists said.

Tiny amounts of caesium-137 and caesium-134 were detected in 15 bluefin caught near San Diego in August last year, according to a study published on Monday in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences journal.

The levels were 10 times higher than those found in tuna in the same area in previous years, but still well below those that the Japanese and US governments consider a risk to health. Japan recently introduced a new safety limit of 100 becquerels per kilogram in food.

The timing of the discovery suggests that the fish, a prized but dangerously overfished delicacy in Japan, had carried the radioactive materials across the Pacific ocean faster than those conveyed by wind or water.

The researchers, led by Daniel Madigan at Stanford University, said they had found evidence that the fish had been contaminated at “modestly elevated” levels with caesium. The chemical was released into the ocean in the wake of the accident at Fukushima Daiichi on 11 March 2011…

(read more: Guardian UK)        (image: AP Photo/Chris Park, File)

really? 100 beqs per KILO?

OH NOES SO HIGH CONTAMINATION ERRYWHERE 

I fucking hate armchair radiation science. It is one of my biggest peeves because the disingenuous shit can be cured with a goddamned SLIDE RULE and a middle-school level of math. Fuck.

Here; from Wiki ;

”For example, natural potassium (40K) in a typical human body produces 4,000 disintegrations per second, 4 kBq of activity” 


The problem with radioactivity is that it is both all -pervasive, the scale is so massive, the consequences for toxic exposure are so extreme, that nobody seems capable of applying though. Think of radiation like a car. Sitting in it doesnt hurt you. they’re all around you. Getting hit by one is a big fucking problem, though.

Look idiots

Moffat got a fucking Bafta because Moffat’s Character is dead. 

Andrew Scott. 

Cumberbatch gets one next year. 



I know trolling you guys would be easy but whoa calm the fuck down.