glasmond: This is made by PES. (Which you guys should now, they are amazing!) Via glasmond, Who I maintain, Has the best shit.
wryer: How magical it feels to hold a pencil, look down at a blank, clean...– How awful it feels to stare at a blank piece of paper, pen in hand, keyboard glowing in the darkness waiting, begging, yearning for inspiration, for story, for that sleeting mote of brilliance to strike you between the eyes, earthing through your brain, coursing down your arms and into your fingers...
Moffat got a fucking Bafta because Moffat’s Character is dead. Andrew Scott. Cumberbatch gets one next year. I know trolling you guys would be easy but whoa calm the fuck down.
Maybe consider giving up games. I see the logic...
Language isn’t that simple. the little red wavy line doesn’t automatically fix whatever churned mess of shit and dog-food you horked up onto the keyboard. It just fixes spelling. You’re still obliged to use the correct words otherwise otherwise Its jibberish.
How it works #137
writing out a rant about how someone’s opinion is stupid, tying in 4 sources, expounding on it, putting a shine on it, hitting up the wiki page for a few choice little fucking bits to sprinkle in there and then discover you’re ranting about the wrong fucking person. >_< [edit due to the ever-helpful and awesome sadlyasadlia]
Girls like her, my grandfather once warned me, girls like her turn into women...– from Black Heart by Holly Black (via whorology)
Anonymous asked: WOW @ tumblrdatinggame(.)com WTF is this.. my little brother's roommate is on this and I think I saw you too lol
I’ve auditioned for everything,” he says with a laugh. “I used to keep an...– Tom Hiddleston - in the UK, if you’re unemployed, they make you fill out a book, to show where you looked for work, when, what you did, what your follow up is. you’re supposed to record every phonecall, every interview, every source you checked for vacancies, every application email. It...
I burrow down into everything wrapping it all around me full of the idea of warmth of clean linens and sunday 11am and no school tomorrow and sunshine consuming prose and pictures and opinions and every little gobbet of your life Its only afterwards I realise Tick, Tick, Tick.
You don't have to justify your body.
If you’re thin, you don’t have to say ‘but I eat all the time!’/’I have a fast metabolism!’ If you’re fat, you don’t have to say ‘it’s genetic!’/’I’m trying to lose weight!’ You don’t need to explain to anybody why your body is the way it is. Your body is YOUR body, and that’s all the justification you need. Thanks, Im sure this is what everyone needed to hear and we can stop now. an a...
Her: i'm so ready to stamp this menstrual cycle out of my fucking body
Me: I dont blame you. it just seems so...
Me: Its a shit time
Her: get your knives, make it bleed already
Me: be still, my ersatz heart.
How it fucking works #136
Look down at the bottom of this post. See, That’s how tags and sources work. So now you don’t need to append your shitty URL to that malware and banner-laden shit-box you have as a tumblr everytime you make a post! Its almost, almost like someone fucking designed it to be neither ugly or incomprehensible. If you still don’t get it, If you still cant figure it out, take a brick,...
Ok, so, confidential to the entire internet
Question : Why is it acceptable for women to tell me they rub off to me? I’m stuck here. I’m not saying it isn’t : Its fine. I’m totes ok with that. I like it even more when you inform me you’re married or have boyfriends or whatever, I just want to know how women know its ok for them to tell me this, and dudes* knows its NOT ok to tell women this. Chime...
snoopdong: Imagine if Icelandic bloggers got offended at our keysmashes cause we actually keysmashed their hometown or something “Ey buddy I’ll have you know Jhbsklfahsdfgehg is the best city in Iceland”